don’t you just hate it when you want to get to know someone but you have no idea what to talk about
i’m so bad at eye contact if this is how you’re supposed to find a mate i’m doomed
when you got that one character that you love more than anything else
and someone comes along claiming they love them more than you
and you’re just like
WE ARE MORE THAN HALFWAY THROUGH 2014 AND 2014 STILL DOESN’T SOUND LIKE A REAL YEAR
The problem with having cats is that it’s really hard to tell if that sudden noise you just heard was some horrendous monster on its way to kill you or Senator Cuddles knocking over your mouthwash.
Sometimes I forget that not everyone knows everything that ever happened in the Harry Potter Universe.
A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.
I accept and fully support this headcanon